||[Nov. 13th, 2011|11:16 am]
dear two little humans that i grew and had cut out of me,
please stop. stop learning. stop growing. stop moving. stop crying. stop smiling. stop singing. stop laughing. stop teething. stop puking (please?). stop hugging. stop rolling. stop playing. stop pooping (seriously.) stop looking at me. stop falling asleep with crackers in your mouth (but please, keep sleeping). stop slobbering on my legs. stop petting our puppy. stop. just... stop. stop being so perfect... i can't take much more, or my heart will explode.
||[Jul. 21st, 2010|04:19 pm]
Books, toothbrush, drown, hamburger helper, leotards, sperm jack, Napoleon, kneecaps, blue, piano lessons, twins, Stephanie Meyer, recycling program, prohibition, hat box, Ikea, gravy, bones, boy i know but with a different face and name, bathroom, stapler, birth, crash, prom, staircase, giant wolves, iodine.
That's what it feels like, dillweed.
|advice you NEED
||[Feb. 27th, 2010|05:03 pm]
...because i have so much to give!|
anonymous questions related to heath, work, love, life, and twilight are welcomed and encouraged.
||[Jan. 2nd, 2010|01:07 am]
so i was looking at the vespa kw website, you know.. just browsing..|
and i came across thispage that was pretty much the selling point for me.
if it's good enough for andy dick, carrot top, and 'all the members of sugar ray', then it MUST be good enough for me. that's the lifestyle i want to have.
ps, happy christmas and good year to you!
|the birthday bucket list
||[Nov. 8th, 2009|10:34 pm]
since my birthday is in 14 days, i'm practically obligated to share my birthday list with you. |
i accept items shipped as they are, or, if it's easier... pay pal donations earmarked for said items.
* this fish eye lensbaby thingy.
* this weird, yet pretty modcloth dress.
* this obviously perfect accessory for the corner of my bedroom.
* this pair of practical mittens, because winter gets cold.
* this measuring cup, so i always know the volume of a t-rex brain.
...and this cake wouldn't hurt, either.
just kidding about the purchasing part, guys.
i know you don't REALLY like me.
||[Nov. 6th, 2009|12:41 pm]
once upon a time, i think kingsway_nights — and i spoke only in acronyms to each other. |
thank heavens there's a whole list of internet slang out there for people to decipher this stuff!
|call gil grissom!
||[Nov. 6th, 2009|12:27 pm]
it seems that 'SOMEONE' is out to get little edward. naturally, i'm not that worried about his overall safety, being that he's a practically indestructible vampire (made out of plastic, but whatever..) but STILL.|
first, i found him wrapped in plastic, sleeping with the fishes.
and yesterday, the kibosh was put out on him in the freezer... wrapped in wet paper towels.
if anything serious happens to him.. well.. i don't know what i'll do.
i think it's time to call for some help.
|14 year old quiz.
||[Sep. 28th, 2009|03:08 pm]
75 Questions You've Probably Never...
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1. First thing you wash in the shower?
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
4.Do you plan outfits?
in my head, everynight.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
like isac just beat me up.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
my bejeweled 'gangsta' frame.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
you and me did it.
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
10. What are you craving right now?
ketchup chips and a slurpee.
11. Do you floss?
pffftt, does anyone?
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
14. Are you emotional?
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
hang on, let me you tube it...... YES.
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
i've never been that bored.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
both. i bite more.
18. Do you like your hair?
19. Do you like yourself?
generally, i think i rule.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
i walked bif nakeds dogs once. and i saw andrea from CNTM.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
i buy it, but never eat it.
22. What are you listening to right now?
mxpx, life in general
23. How many countries have you visited?
24. Are your parents strict?
25. Would you go sky diving?
only if you hold my hand.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
is this the government of america playing a joke on me?
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
previously mentioned bejeweled 'gangsta' frame.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
like a bouncy one? on more than one occasion.
30. Do you rent movies often?
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
your toilet is running.
33. Do you own a gun?
a paintball gun, yes.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
right now? yes.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
drunk frat boys. (YEEESS!!)
36. Brown or white eggs?
free range anything
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
38. Ever been on a train?
YES. twenty days ago.
39. Ever been in love?
unconditionally and irrevocably.
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
is this quiz over yet?
41. Are you too forgiving?
42. Do you use chap stick?
this morning for the first time in a year.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
44. Can you use chop sticks?
only lobster sticks.
45. Ever have cream puffs?
like.. unicorn horns? every thursday.
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
47. What was the last question you asked?
have you ever seen the butterfly effect?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
49. Boys or girls?
boys dressed like girls
50. What is your bus number for school?
51. Is your hair curly?
not at all.
52. Last time you cried?
when i walked into a wall.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
a glass one at the cheese store in north vancouver.
54. Do looks matter?
if people say no, they are liars.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
can i go home now?
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
57. Favorite time of the year?
summer, autumn, spring, winter
58. Favorite color?
edward likes blue.
59. Are you sarcastic?
60. Do you have any tattoos?
a flock of seagulls.
61. The last person you held hands with?
my dog and cat at the same time.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
whats a default picture?
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
i don't think so..
65. Do you like your life right now?
i did about 15 minutes ago..
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
every day, all day.
67. What is your favorite animal?
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
69. Do you have good vision?
70. Can you hula hoop?
my hips are like woah
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
on a math test, or on my vagina? yes to one, no to the other
72. Do you have a job?
73. Can you handle the truth?
74. What are you wearing?
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
that was a good last question!
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|i didn't write this. but i wish that i did.
||[Sep. 23rd, 2009|09:28 pm]
Okay, now we’re just going to load up our gun with some of this Phthalo blue, and just tap-tap-tap it into my calf there. Juuust take and pull it to the sides, right in the background there. That’s a nice color, isn’t it? Now then, we’re going to take our liner gun, dip it into the paint-thinner, and load it up with some titanium white. Just pure white. And now we’re going to just put a few lines in my beard there for highlight, just like so. Just wherever you feel they should go. Wherever they want to hang out. There we go. Happy little beard.
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